The Real Housewives of Dallas proves once again that Texans know how to turn up the heat – but this time with some educational moments.

In the dramatic look at the season five reunion Kameron Westcott comes with receipts when she introduces a pink briefcase. “I’m prepared,” says Kameron as the host Andy Cohen calls her “Elle Woods is going to court.”

A tearful one Kary WhittinghamMarriage seems to be at stake, but it doesn’t stop there D’Andra Simmons‘accused by her of being a tyrant.

D’Andra speaks of butting heads and later turns her attention to co-star Stephanie Hollman.

“Stephanie, I’m not you,” D’Andra says. “I’m not a milk toast, I’m not a doormat.”

Stephanie counters: “Do you know what I am? A good friend.”

Still, it’s a newbie Tiffany Moon who steals the show. After telling host Andy that “everything in life has an excel sheet, including husbands,” the doctor slams both Kameron and Kameron Brandi Redmond with some truth.

“Thank you for explaining my culture to me,” Tiffany claps back to Kameron’s comments.

“I’m not talking about your culture, Tiffany.” Kameron clarifies. “I was talking about food.”

“Eating is part of my culture,” says Tiffany.