What is the real F, The Masked Singer?

We’ve spent a lot of time over the past few years just feeling confused about Fox’s least sensual and inexplicable reality show, but this one takes the cake. Tonight, Kermit the Frog was exposed as one of the masked singers, and we’re just a little speechless. He was the snail if it came down to it. And he’s a puppet.

How? Why? Does this open up the possibility that more singers could be fictional characters, or isn’t Kermit seen as a fictional character? Was Kermit ever actually in that snail costume during the performance or was it just Kermit … hand friend?

Look, we love Kermit the frog – who doesn’t? – but we can’t decide if this is a mark of desperation on The Masked Singer’s part or a moment of next level creative genius. Nobody would ever guess Kermit the frog. Jenny McCarthy guess Ted Cruz! But the reason no one would ever guess Kermit the Frog was because it’s absolutely crazy to think of Kermit the Frog on The Masked Singer.